Nice girls don't wear Cha Cha heels
I hope I get arrested!
"I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial.
Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!"
"Anyone particularly appalling?"
"Well, yes, there is a Dawn Davenport. She seems especially cheap. You may like her."
"Our experiment involved beauty and crime, we feel them to be one."
"Why don't you take your f&$%ing toolkit and go f&%£ a garage"
"If I catch you spying and nosing around one more time, I'm going
to put you in the mental hospital."
"How many times have I told you to play car accident outside?!"
"We have a theory that crime enhances ones beauty."
"The worse the crime, the more ravishing one becomes."
"...my daughters retarded. A child psychologist told me to beat her unmercifully."
"I'm scared rats are gonna come out and bite my new nylons."
"Just think of it: house robbing, new gowns, murder, scars, fingerprints, lashes!"
"And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna,
you come live with me and be a lesbian!
"I called the heroin hot line on Abby Hoffman!"